Hello there, friends. Question fo' you...whats so special 'bout tha numba 5?

Answers shouted from the crowd:
"It's the number of rap albums that you have sold."
"It's your IQ."
"It's the most sacks you'll ever have in a season."
"It's the number of times the Bulldogs should have cut you."

Shut up! I'll tell you whizzat is special 'bout tha numba 5. This week is Motormouth Bowl V. And you kizzy what that means...its tizzy ta taunt these Tampa Bay playas.

Shouted from the crowd:
"You suck, Motormouth!"

Who said thizzat?! You, over there, you gots sum-m sum-m ta say?

Fan wearing an Albert Poole jersey responds:
"You don't scare me, Mitchell."

***Motormouth charges at the fan but is quickly blocked and knocked to the ground by an old lady using a walker. The crowd erupts in laughter as Motormouth is struggling to get up.***

The Poole fan high-fives the old lady and says, "There's your number 5, tough guy. Durham may be favored to win, but this is Tampa's time for an upset victory. Go Torpedoes!"

I wish I had time to do this post justice with a good reply, but life has been too crazy...

Good news article!

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