In related news, TurfToe has come under federal investigation after a large deposit was made to Tanya Harding's bank account from the Las Vegas Rounders.
When asked for comment, TurfToe had this to say, "If Nancy Kerrigan suffers a most unfortunate blow to the knee this week, then I'm guilty as hell. If Drew Holliday were to suffer a similar, surprising circumstance than I feel we would have to chalk that up to pure coincidence. A total fluke of nature in my mind...and I hope those Toro bastards lose this week. Again, my feelings on their game are completely unrelated to this current investigation."
We have also learned that Michael Jackson's attorney is currently on retainer with the Rounders.
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