As the semi-official CFL Assclown at Large and chair of the Asshat Committee, it is my duty to assign pledge nicknames.

These nicknames will be updated as we go but I have a few of the CFL rookie names already:

[u2cb2751]St. Louis

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Frankly, I think the St. Louis owner must choose a new name. He's dabbling in copyright infringement and a lawsuit is all but assured.

Hey assclown.
if its makes you happy, I guess roll with it.

@cheeseheadCraig

Congrats on winning the superbowl.
Im just happy the steelers didnt win another one, as a browns fan I dont think I could have handled that, AGAIN!!!

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Browns fan here as well. I was a huge GB fan yesterday!

[quote47f1325="Voodoo"]Hey assclown.
if its makes you happy, I guess roll with it.
[/quote47f1325]

It's cute how you think it's optional.

This is football, hazing isn't tolerated but euphemisms are..consider yourself "welcomed" to the league, rook.

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What do you know? I was a huge Packers fan yesterday, too.

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sure.

Ok, its not optional, pretty harsh world we live in these days.

Anyway,Im pretty sure VD is not a euphemism.
A euphemism is "an inoffensive expression that is substituted for one that is considered offensive" to quote from the WordReference dictionary.
VD is not substituting to someone offensive, it is just an acronym, or abbreviation, to make the expression easier for most people to deal with.
But hey, Im foreign so maybe Im wrong/

anyway, thx for the welcome, oldtimer

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[quotee6faa3b="Voodoo"]sure.

Ok, its not optional, pretty harsh world we live in these days.

Anyway,Im pretty sure VD is not a euphemism.
A euphemism is "an inoffensive expression that is substituted for one that is considered offensive" to quote from the WordReference dictionary.
VD is not substituting to someone offensive, it is just an acronym, or abbreviation, to make the expression easier for most people to deal with.
But hey, Im foreign so maybe Im wrong/

anyway, thx for the welcome, oldtimer[/quotee6faa3b]

You being "welcomed" to the league is a euphemism for hazing...but I appreciate the effort.

And by being "welcomed" I mean being given a less-than-flattering nickname and being given a hard time for your first two seasons by the vets. It's somewhat of a tradition around here and has been known to weed out the men from the boys. For some unjust reason, the more active rookies get a bigger dose so consider it a compliment and a good measure of your acceptance into the fraternity.

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Believe it or not, this really is TT's way of making newcomers feel welcome here. Enjoy his hospitality!

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[quote9196b66="Fonzie"]Believe it or not, this really is TT's way of making newcomers feel welcome here. Enjoy his hospitality![/quote9196b66]

Welborn Approves... haha

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Atlantic Division Champions - 2007, 2008, 2010, 2018, 2020, 2021, 2028, 2035, 2037, 2039, 2044, 2046, 2047
Eastern Conference Champions - 2008, 2039, 2047
CFL Champions - 2008, 2039, 2047

Yeah TT has that effect on people. What was the guy's name that didn't last a day, TT gave him some shit in draft chat and he was outta here. That was some funny shit!

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2032 Western Conference Champions

2032 CFL Champions

I may have to change my moniker to "litmus test"...

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[quotee7173f8]Believe it or not, this really is TT's way of making newcomers feel welcome here. Enjoy his hospitality![/quotee7173f8].

I can see that
Im sure Ill survive

[quotee7173f8]It's somewhat of a tradition around here and has been known to weed out the men from the boys[/quotee7173f8]

I actually find this rather funny, Im 40 years old and married. If I remember correctly, this is a football sim, no?
Anyway, I tried being a smartass in my last response, and it ended up biting me in the ass.
So Ill shut up for now

so long

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[quote612528d="Voodoo"]
Anyway, I tried being a smartass in my last response, and it ended up biting me in the ass.
[/quote612528d]

Eureka!

VD has stumbled across a team slogan:

Death Valley Copperheads: The CFL's deadliest bite in the ass.

I love it. Simple yet sheer genius.

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[quote211e8b9]Death Valley Copperheads: The CFL's deadliest bite in the ass.[/quote211e8b9]

you probably wont care, but i actually like it.

so long
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

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[u885ac68]Durham - Beauforsure[/u885ac68]: Burnham

This one is a little deeper but the name reminds me of Bo Burnham's Bo Fo Sho. Since Burnham is close to Durham I thought it would fit. Besides, Aryan Librarian might be offensive and Wordsmithsonian is too long.

Edit: link works

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