Alright creative people, I'm working on a secret project. . . But I need help from the league.

Please post any ideas for a league catchphrase in this thread.

The person who comes up with the best catchphrase will earn prize!

What have you got to lose?!

Absolutely nothing!

Stretch's Carpe Jugulum would have been great, but since he's using, that would be lame for a league logo. Thanks a lot, Stretch!

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Former Owner of the Orgeon Ice:
2003 CFL Champions
'03, '04 and '06 Ring of Ice Division Champs

You're very, very welcome. Anytime I can spoil your plans (hopefully in week 15) I'm happy.

Here are my thoughts for catchphrases:

[list731daee]
[*731daee]Burning hours in your workday.
[*731daee]Not always drunk but sure as hell disorderly.
[*731daee]We're not addicted. Really.
[*731daee]Oh, what? Now [b731daee]HE'S[/b731daee] injured too???
[*731daee]Catch our "Drift" (get it? Continental football league? Oh my genius is wasted on you people)
[/list731daee]

Those were the ones that popped into my head first. If I think of any better ones I'll post.

Stretch
Anchorage <Whatever We're Called This Week>

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GM, Atlanta Wolfpack
Formerly of the Anchorage Wolfpack and Huntington Beach Wolfpack and now back as a mediocre GM
CFL Champs - 2026, 2029

"The CFL - No, not [i239248f]that[/i239248f] CFL!"
"Birthplace of 'The Shreveport'"
"Home of the Pulled Groin Sandwich"
"Divide and Conquer" (get it? Continental Divide? heh. I'm really good.)
"Also home of the Continental Breakfast League - $3.99 All You Can Eat!"

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Ring of Fire Division Champions - 2009, 2011-2026, 2028-33
Western Conference Champions - 2011-2013, 2016, 2017, 2019-2022, 2024, 2025, 2028, 2033
CFL Champions - 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2025

"It's like football . . . but not so much."
"Taking over the world one export at a time."
"If you like rancid meat, you'll LOVE the CFL!"
"Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies and STOP! You've landed on $200 and a strained achilles tendon."
"Put on your milkbone underwear!"
"Get your pets sprayed and neutered, please."
"CFL. It happens . . ."
"I meant to do that. Really . . ."
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit text sims . . ."
"Let's go do some football."
"Made with real cheese!"

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Deep South Division Champions
2006, 2009-10, 2019, 2023-24, 2027, 2031-32, 2034-35, 2040, 2044, 2046-47, 2051-53, 2055-56, 2058-62
Eastern Conference Champions
2009, 2031, 2055
CFL Champions
2031, 2055
Hall of Fame
Joshua Mask, Douglas Hartman, Carl Bradford, Leland Wellins, Wally Wooden (#80), Brantley Gilmore (#9)

Washing through the CFL

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I could only come up with a few (in no particular order)...

The CFL: The perfect cure for the perfect illness.

Welcome to FOF Anonymous, our name is The CFL.

The thrills of victory, the agonies of defeat, the figments of our imagination.

The breakfast of Champions.

One sore hammy, two sore hammy, three sore hammy, tore.

This is your brain on FOF...

We got your Snodgrass right here! (the player name would be changed from year to year)

Got sims?

Welcome to the school of hard knocks...good luck graduating.

Home of the lost wives and forgotten children. (Sorry, my wife liked this one.)

We reject your reality and substitute our own.

Why get a life when you need a backup Center?

Simply Snuffaluffagus.

Prepare to be a-simulated.

We are the wood that a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Our Motormouth is bigger than yours.

We don't flex nuts cause we know we got 'em.

We need this game!

Turning the ball over, one posession at a time.

[insert slogan here], we dare you!

2 out of 5 owners agree, we are simply the best.

1 part Jim geniousness. 32 parts addiction. Dry clean only.

That's all for now but much more drivel available upon request.

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ROF Division Champions: 2039 - 2043, 2045, 2047, 2054, 2056 - 2060, 2063, 2066-2067
WFC Conference Champions: 2018, 2041, 2042, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062-2063
CFL Champions: 2018, 2041, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062

Norm thinks you are overlooking the obvious...

"The CFL - We answer the burning questions."

You might also consider...

"Why don't you go play hide-and-go-f*@#-yourself!"

or

"Stay off my f*@#ing lawn!"

Oh, wait. Sorry, those are my catch phrases.

Ciao for now, I have a plane to catch. Those West of the Mississippi can consider this their warning.

Variation of "The CFL - No, not that CFL!" :

The CFL...no, not that one, the good one.

Here are the ones that made me laugh out loud

1 - "Also home of the Continental Breakfast League - $3.99 All You Can Eat!"
2 - Catch our "Drift"
3 - "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit text sims . . ."
4 - "Home of the Pulled Groin Sandwich"
5 - Home of the lost wives and forgotten children.
6 - "Divide and Conquer" (get it? Continental Divide? heh. I'm really good.)
7 - "Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies and STOP! You've landed on $200 and a strained achilles tendon."

By the way, I smell a poll coming.

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GM, Atlanta Wolfpack
Formerly of the Anchorage Wolfpack and Huntington Beach Wolfpack and now back as a mediocre GM
CFL Champs - 2026, 2029

"More fun than a cactus enema!"
"32 men playing with each other."
"Ditka would be proud of our transaction log."
"I laughed. I cried. It's better than [i4d2c22b]Cats[/i4d2c22b]"
"World War II would never have happened if Hitler had this game."
"Where caffeine is considered a 'performance enhancer'"

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Klemu Hakkinen
-Starting RW for the Semi-Pro Mooseport Mousse Hockey Club
-Beat Writer for the CFL

"We're the CFL with the smaller balls"

"We love fake football"

"The CFL - The [if17b303]ORIGINAL[/if17b303] FOF League"

"Home of the suck-ass Fargo Boxcars. Seriously, who names their team after a cargo moving device? They might as well be named the Fargo Cardboard Boxes..."

"The CFL - Fake football enthusiasts unite!"


I'm terrible at this shit...

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El Paso Rockets
2016, 2037 Wild Card Team
2005, 2006, 2015 Cavalry Divison champs

I like the last one...

The CFL - We're terrible at this shit.

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[quote12cb74a="Norm DePlume"]I like the last one...

The CFL - We're terrible at this shit.

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Ring of Fire Division Champions - 2009, 2011-2026, 2028-33
Western Conference Champions - 2011-2013, 2016, 2017, 2019-2022, 2024, 2025, 2028, 2033
CFL Champions - 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2025

A few more:

The CFL - Cups Optional
No Cheerleaders, But Plenty of Sweaty Men
We Are Skidmarks On The Underpants Of The Universe
The CFL - Better Than A Swift Kick In the Nuts
Take Out The Garbage Yourself Mom - I Gotta Submit An Export!

More to follow, I'm sure...

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Ring of Fire Division Champions - 2009, 2011-2026, 2028-33
Western Conference Champions - 2011-2013, 2016, 2017, 2019-2022, 2024, 2025, 2028, 2033
CFL Champions - 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2025

[quotea90f1d2="Fonzie"]
Take Out The Garbage Yourself Mom - I Gotta Submit An Export![/quotea90f1d2]

Hah! Or, in my case...

"We can leave in a minute, honey...I just gotta finish up my export!"

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El Paso Rockets
2016, 2037 Wild Card Team
2005, 2006, 2015 Cavalry Divison champs

A few more:

Now with kung-fu grip!
Grease-Trap-alicious!
Where artificial intelligence > human intelligence.
Conveniently located on a continent.
As exciting as a good bowel movement.

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Deep South Division Champions
2006, 2009-10, 2019, 2023-24, 2027, 2031-32, 2034-35, 2040, 2044, 2046-47, 2051-53, 2055-56, 2058-62
Eastern Conference Champions
2009, 2031, 2055
CFL Champions
2031, 2055
Hall of Fame
Joshua Mask, Douglas Hartman, Carl Bradford, Leland Wellins, Wally Wooden (#80), Brantley Gilmore (#9)

[quotecd067fd="Raven Hawk"]As exciting as a good bowel movement.[/quotecd067fd]

Just to riff on this one: I once heard a professor use this description of her substandard classroom facilities:

"It had all the charm of a spasm of the bowels."

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Ring of Fire Division Champions - 2009, 2011-2026, 2028-33
Western Conference Champions - 2011-2013, 2016, 2017, 2019-2022, 2024, 2025, 2028, 2033
CFL Champions - 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2025

A few more:

The Football is fake. Just like the G-spot!

Loving the daily grind at ground level.

The cheerleaders are also cursed...

It rubs the eyeblack on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

This beats playing with our dongles all day.

Like Beirut sans the whimsy.

We put the Ho in Gung-Ho!


Stretch
Anchorage Wolfpack

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GM, Atlanta Wolfpack
Formerly of the Anchorage Wolfpack and Huntington Beach Wolfpack and now back as a mediocre GM
CFL Champs - 2026, 2029

My favorites thus far:

- Home of the Pulled Groin Sandwich
- Also home of the Continental Breakfast League - $3.99 All You Can Eat!
- Why get a life when you need a backup Center?
- We reject your reality and substitute our own.
- Home of the lost wives and forgotten children.
- 32 men playing with each other.
- Grease-Trap-alicious!
- It has all the charms of a spasm of the bowels.
- Like Beirut, sans the whimsy.

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Deep South Division Champions
2006, 2009-10, 2019, 2023-24, 2027, 2031-32, 2034-35, 2040, 2044, 2046-47, 2051-53, 2055-56, 2058-62
Eastern Conference Champions
2009, 2031, 2055
CFL Champions
2031, 2055
Hall of Fame
Joshua Mask, Douglas Hartman, Carl Bradford, Leland Wellins, Wally Wooden (#80), Brantley Gilmore (#9)

The ones I would have a hard time deciding between:

- The CFL: The perfect cure for the perfect illness.
- Why get a life when you need a backup Center?
- 32 men playing with each other.
- More fun than a cactus enema!
- Home of the lost wives and forgotten children.
- Like Beirut, sans the whimsy.
- Home of the Pulled Groin Sandwich
- It has all the charms of a spasm of the bowels.
- The CFL - Better Than A Swift Kick In the Nuts
- 2 out of 5 owners agree, we are simply the best.
- Ditka would be proud of our transaction log.

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ROF Division Champions: 2039 - 2043, 2045, 2047, 2054, 2056 - 2060, 2063, 2066-2067
WFC Conference Champions: 2018, 2041, 2042, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062-2063
CFL Champions: 2018, 2041, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062

I think this TurfToe gem didn't get enough love:

"That's all for now but much more drivel available upon request."

Now [ie870906]that[/ie870906] would be a great CFL slogan!

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Ring of Fire Division Champions - 2009, 2011-2026, 2028-33
Western Conference Champions - 2011-2013, 2016, 2017, 2019-2022, 2024, 2025, 2028, 2033
CFL Champions - 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2025

CFL: Canned Football League. Mmmm, chunky.

ahh, I got nothing.

Too many to choose from, but I would put up the following as nominations.

- 2 out of 5 owners agree, we are simply the best.

- Taking over the world one export at a time.

- We reject your reality and substitute our own.

- 32 men playing with each other.