A Brief Message from TurfToe, the Doomsday Prophet.
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
We haven't gotten the team helicopter over to the Colorado River yet but we are betting that it is blood red.
Swarms of insects have invaded the Strip but we're not sure if that's because of all the porn stars at the Consumer Electronics show, the increased number of vagrants still hanging around since Fan Day 2007, or if it's your run-of-the-mill sign that the end is near.
With the arrival of RDT Phil Weaver, the Pink People Eaters are now officially the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
But the nail in the coffin HAS to be from Vegas' first preseason game: 24 rushes for 119 yards.
That's 4.9 ypc...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Oh, and if that doesn't do it for you, the Chicago Bears WILL beat the Green Bay Packers in Chicago this year.
See, I told you. Repent while you can!
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WFC Conference Champions: 2018, 2041, 2042, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062-2063
CFL Champions: 2018, 2041, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062