If I could manage a few more wins I'd be chatting until you guys could convince me to shut up.
If I could only get Shreveport to play us at home every week, I'd have carpal tunnel syndrome 10 minutes after each game.
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| Author: | Fonzie [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 7:18 pm ] |
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I guess it can be easily chaulked up to the whole early-season lethargy, but I've noticed that there hasn't been much yappin' on this board lately. With this thread I hope we can remedy that situation. So, feel free to talk about something here. Please, for the love of god, talk about [ie8e4605]anything[/ie8e4605] here. Waitin' for Friday is killin' me...a few words will help pass the time. I'll start...okay... ...um... ...uh... ...well... ...uh... ...how 'bout that weather, huh? |
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:15 pm ] |
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If I could manage a few more wins I'd be chatting until you guys could convince me to shut up. If I could only get Shreveport to play us at home every week, I'd have carpal tunnel syndrome 10 minutes after each game.
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| Author: | TLK [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:49 pm ] |
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I agree. It seems some folks don't even comment on their game... |
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| Author: | timmynausea [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:56 pm ] |
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Someone could at least do a parody post like "This place needs more chowder." I mean, seriously... |
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| Author: | Raven Hawk [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:06 pm ] |
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[quotebf61092="TurfToe"]If I could only get Shreveport to play us at home every week, I'd have carpal tunnel syndrome 10 minutes after each game. [/quotebf61092]I know that you have a crush on Joshua Mask, but that's no reason for you to get carpal tunnel . . . . . . or is it? 
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:25 pm ] |
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[quote5b21f74="Raven Hawk"][quote5b21f74="TurfToe"]If I could only get Shreveport to play us at home every week, I'd have carpal tunnel syndrome 10 minutes after each game. [/quote5b21f74]I know that you have a crush on Joshua Mask, but that's no reason for you to get carpal tunnel . . . . . . or is it? [/quote5b21f74]Actually, I believe it is Mask who has a crush on Olsen. We all know the chicks dig the long ball. BTW, Mask left his skirt in the Visitor's locker room so we took the liberty of sending it back to Shreveport via FedEx... |
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| Author: | 3ric [ Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:57 pm ] |
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[quote6a7e505="Raven Hawk"][quote6a7e505="TurfToe"]If I could only get Shreveport to play us at home every week, I'd have carpal tunnel syndrome 10 minutes after each game. [/quote6a7e505]I know that you have a crush on Joshua Mask, but that's no reason for you to get carpal tunnel . . . . . . or is it? [/quote6a7e505]Besides, it's my turn to get Shreveported this week. Or whatever it means. |
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| Author: | flere-imsaho [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:14 am ] |
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Well, so far it's nice to see that my completely inept team hasn't been completely inept. I'm not sure why Harry A. got 24 pass attempts last week, which is clearly too many, so that may get scaled back. However, he [i9336112]does[/i9336112] have a 62% completion rate, so I'd say he's well on his way to being OROY, or at least 1st team QB. Maybe 2nd team. Certainly All-Pro. |
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| Author: | Raven Hawk [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:50 am ] |
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[quote1e05ae6="TurfToe"][quote1e05ae6="Raven Hawk"][quote1e05ae6="TurfToe"]If I could only get Shreveport to play us at home every week, I'd have carpal tunnel syndrome 10 minutes after each game. [/quote1e05ae6]I know that you have a crush on Joshua Mask, but that's no reason for you to get carpal tunnel . . . . . . or is it? [/quote1e05ae6]Actually, I believe it is Mask who has a crush on Olsen. We all know the chicks dig the long ball. BTW, Mask left his skirt in the Visitor's locker room so we took the liberty of sending it back to Shreveport via FedEx...[/quote1e05ae6] We received that in the mail today only to discover that it was Lenny Olsen's wife's skirt. Now, how could she have lost that in the visitor's locker room? |
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| Author: | wademoore [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:10 am ] |
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[quote5e85cd0="flere-imsaho"]Well, so far it's nice to see that my completely inept team hasn't been completely inept. I'm not sure why Harry A. got 24 pass attempts last week, which is clearly too many, so that may get scaled back. However, he [i5e85cd0]does[/i5e85cd0] have a 62% completion rate, so I'd say he's well on his way to being OROY, or at least 1st team QB. Maybe 2nd team. Certainly All-Pro.[/quote5e85cd0] Keep dreamin their buddy 
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| Author: | Doug5984 [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:21 am ] |
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I'm on a bye week so there is not much to talk about in Tulsa.... Well I guess I could say something about leading the division, and how bad I'm going to beat El Paso after the bye but everyone already knows that 
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| Author: | Grid Iron [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:33 am ] |
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[quote6be9cf5="Fonzie"]I guess it can be easily chaulked up to the whole early-season lethargy, but I've noticed that there hasn't been much yappin' on this board lately. With this thread I hope we can remedy that situation. So, feel free to talk about something here. Please, for the love of god, talk about [i6be9cf5]anything[/i6be9cf5] here. Waitin' for Friday is killin' me...a few words will help pass the time. I'll start...okay... ...um... ...uh... ...well... ...uh... ...how 'bout that weather, huh?[/quote6be9cf5] How about this for chatter: I am going to kick your ass. 
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| Author: | Masked [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:43 am ] |
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[quotedec3f77="TurfToe"][ Actually, I believe it is Mask who has a crush on Olsen. [/quotedec3f77] The one that's not anorexic is ok. |
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| Author: | Fonzie [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:23 am ] |
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[quote917fec9="Grid Iron"]How about this for chatter: I am going to kick your ass. [/quote917fec9]Now that's what I'm talkin' about! |
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 10:34 am ] |
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[quote33169a4="Raven Hawk"]We received that in the mail today only to discover that it was Lenny Olsen's wife's skirt. Now, how could she have lost that in the visitor's locker room?[/quote33169a4] We thought that was a very intriguing question, so we figured we'd get to the bottom of it. Here's what we were able to come up with: Ever since Fan Day '07, Olsen's wife has developed a very interesting habit of not wearing any clothes. Not only has this helped morale, benefitted the local Salvation Army, and inspired many more Players' Wives Luncheons but we're hoping her free spirit and club support rubs off on the other players' wives. A member of our cleaning crew had found an autographed picture of Anthony Michael Hall in Mask's locker with the inscription, "Dear Josh, I may be your hero but you are my role model, Lovingly, Anthony Michael Hall." While this didn't make much sense at the time, it made perfect sense when Olsen's wife was complaining about a bounced check she had recently received. It was from Mask, for $10. I hope this information answers your question. It surely answered ours. Now maybe you can explain why he was trying to wear it instead of just showing it to the guys in the bathroom. Perhaps he left his gameday skirt on the plane...or maybe none of your other defenders would share theirs. Could that be the explanation for your cohesion woes? Oh, and before I forget... SCOREBOARD! |
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| Author: | Raven Hawk [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:06 pm ] |
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[quote7e386ec="TurfToe"][quote7e386ec="Raven Hawk"]We received that in the mail today only to discover that it was Lenny Olsen's wife's skirt. Now, how could she have lost that in the visitor's locker room?[/quote7e386ec] We thought that was a very intriguing question, so we figured we'd get to the bottom of it. Here's what we were able to come up with: Ever since Fan Day '07, Olsen's wife has developed a very interesting habit of not wearing any clothes. Not only has this helped morale, benefitted the local Salvation Army, and inspired many more Players' Wives Luncheons but we're hoping her free spirit and club support rubs off on the other players' wives. A member of our cleaning crew had found an autographed picture of Anthony Michael Hall in Mask's locker with the inscription, "Dear Josh, I may be your hero but you are my role model, Lovingly, Anthony Michael Hall." While this didn't make much sense at the time, it made perfect sense when Olsen's wife was complaining about a bounced check she had recently received. It was from Mask, for $10. I hope this information answers your question. It surely answered ours. Now maybe you can explain why he was trying to wear it instead of just showing it to the guys in the bathroom. Perhaps he left his gameday skirt on the plane...or maybe none of your other defenders would share theirs. Could that be the explanation for your cohesion woes? Oh, and before I forget... SCOREBOARD![/quote7e386ec] Are you sure you're not TheAfoci? All this post needed was a reference to "Crawfish with lasers where their claws used to be" and it would be a dead ringer for the former owner of the Las Vegas franchise. And leave Anthony Michael Hall out of this. He's a talented actor with a great future ahead of him. I'm still waiting for [u7e386ec]The Breakfast Club II[/u7e386ec] to come out. P.S. Stick to the punchlines that work, like "SCOREBOARD" and "Lenny Olsen's wife is a whore!" |
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:02 pm ] |
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A who? Afoci? I still don't get it... It's actually Shreveport that I would think would be tinkering with crawfish. Olsen's wife may be a whore but she'd rather be a Rounder's whore than a backwoods, swamp-dwelling, filth-eating, syphilitic-offspring of a Shreveported hoochy momma, aka, a member of the Pride. SCOREBOARD is effective but overrated, not nearly as entertaining as a black t-shirt with the words "Something Witty" on it. By the by, how's Weir doing? Ah Yat sends his love... |
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| Author: | Raven Hawk [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:01 pm ] |
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[quote6cbfbf9="TurfToe"]Olsen's wife may be a whore but she'd rather be a Rounder's whore than a backwoods, swamp-dwelling, filth-eating, syphilitic-offspring of a Shreveported hoochy momma, aka, a member of the Pride. [/quote6cbfbf9] That's gonorrheic-offspring to you, mister! |
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:22 pm ] |
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[quoteff76144="Raven Hawk"][quoteff76144="TurfToe"]Olsen's wife may be a whore but she'd rather be a Rounder's whore than a backwoods, swamp-dwelling, filth-eating, syphilitic-offspring of a Shreveported hoochy momma, aka, a member of the Pride. [/quoteff76144] That's gonorrheic-offspring to you, mister![/quoteff76144] Ahhh, I see. Syphilis can't stand Louisiannnnna either. Can't say I blame the poor disease. |
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