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| Author: | sachmo [ Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:04 am ] |
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[quote921b34d="TurfToe"][quote921b34d="Stretch"][quote921b34d="Fonzie"][quote921b34d="Raven Hawk"]Everytime Hartman throws a pick, all of his O-linemen get to kick him in the dick.[/quote921b34d] Alliteration rules.[/quote921b34d] Actually, not to split hairs but that was assonance. Insert ass joke....<here>.[/quote921b34d] Not to interupt the hair splitting process, but more to give the fans what they deserve... Maybe the O-Line could: Sock him in the sack. Bop him in his bag. Jostle his jewels. Knock his nuts. (Alitteration purists give me a break, it's close enough.) Bust his balls. Torque his tweeter. Wrench his winky. Dent his dinger. Crack his cup. (Public Service Announcement: Always wear a cup when participating in contact sports.) ...and a long way to go for an inside joke applicable to only 2 other people in the league and not even close to alliteration or assonance...the O-Line could Wump his Nubby![/quote921b34d] Puncture his schroder. |
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