another instant classic!
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:28 pm ] |
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In local news, Las Vegas Rounders GM, TurfToe, had assault charges dropped this morning following an interview with a new reporter for local affiliate KLAS-Channel 8 after last night's game. The reporter, Yassir Detorrohsuck, told police that at one point during the interview he feared for his personal safety and well-being. After police interviewed the "witnesses" the ensuing laughter convinced the plaintiff to reconsider his complaint and the charges were dropped. TurfToe offered Yassir exclusive passes to the owner's box for the Rounder's next home game but Yassir declined to accept or comment. We were able to get our hands on the unedited copy of the interview that KLAS decided not to air. Due to the graphic nature of its content, parental guidance is strongly suggested: This is Yassir Detorrohsuck with KLAS-Channel 8 in Las Vegas. I have the privilege of chatting with the Rounders GM, TurfToe, following tonight's big win over division rivals, the Tucson Toros. [ufd228cc][bfd228cc]Yassir[/bfd228cc][/ufd228cc]: So, Mr. Toe, what was the key to tonight's win? [ufd228cc][bfd228cc]TurfToe[/bfd228cc][/ufd228cc]: We scored more points. Same math we use every week. [ufd228cc][bfd228cc]Yassir[/bfd228cc][/ufd228cc]: What I meant was, what was the key to achieving those results? [ufd228cc][bfd228cc]Turftoe[/bfd228cc][/ufd228cc]: Look retard, and I mean no offense to those who are retarded, this is the same shit it is every week. This is the CFL, any team can beat anybody on any given export. Look at Arizona for crying out loud! This ain't the mamby-pamby NFL. Our weekly match-ups are better than the SuperBowl. We do whatever it takes to fight, claw, and earn each win, especially in the cutthroat Ring of Fire Division. [ufd228cc][bfd228cc]Yassir[/bfd228cc][/ufd228cc]: *starting to cry* Well, my producer wants me to find out why you thought you won tonight |
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| Author: | fantastic flying froggies [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:31 pm ] |
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another instant classic!
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:36 pm ] |
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My lawyer has asked me not to comment. |
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| Author: | timmynausea [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:43 pm ] |
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I was waiting for chairs to be thrown. |
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| Author: | Fonzie [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:17 pm ] |
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Beautiful! Brought a tear to my eye... |
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| Author: | TurfToe [ Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:55 pm ] |
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[quote618ff40="Fonzie"]Beautiful! Brought a tear to my eye...[/quote618ff40] The game or the news report?  Fonzie, you are awesome. |
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