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Hello, hello, hola, hola. This is [i7620f43]Motormouth's Game of the Week Preview[/i7620f43] and I'm your host, Motormouth Vazquez!
This week's Game of the Week is MOTORMOUTH BOWL IV of course! I still remember Motormouth Bowl III when I had a sack and we held Tampa Bay to 6 points. I think about that sack every day. My goal all season has been to sweep those TorpeDOHs and now we have a chance to do it. I think about it all day. I dream about it all night. I have wet dreams about it. I...[i7620f43]***Motormouth pauses***[/i7620f43] Did I say that out loud? [i7620f43]***Motormouth blushes***[/i7620f43] Uh, I was just kidding, everyone, really!
But seriously, if we lose this game I might retire. I just can't take losing to Tampa Bay. Those losses last year haunt me day and night. I just can't take it anymore! We need to win! We need to crush 'em! We need to annihilate 'em! [i7620f43]***Motormouth starts hyperventilating and agent Ralph Feathers rushes on stage***[/i7620f43]
[b7620f43]Feathers[/b7620f43]: Mitchell, repeat after me: "Serenity now!"
[b7620f43]Motormouth[/b7620f43]: [i7620f43]***Takes a deep breath***[/i7620f43] Serenity now...serenity now...serenity now! Phew... Ok, I think I'm alright now...
We're gonna stuff Alvey this time because we know that QB Manuel can't beat us. Hey audience, who's the only defense that has allowed less than 50% completion percentage this year? [i7620f43]***The audience yells, the Durham Bulllllllllldoooooooooogs***[/i7620f43] That's right! Don't even try to throw against us, Manuel, it ain't gonna work.
That's all the time we've got! Good night, Motormouth fans! [i7620f43]**MO-TOR-MOUTH.....MO-TOR-MOUTH**[/i7620f43]
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