[bfce9590][size=18fce9590]Assclown vs. Dumbass[/sizefce9590][/bfce9590]

The verdict is in and apparently the rookie reporter has been determined to be a dumbass. The District Attorney has dropped all charges against TurfToe for events occuring this past week. The good news is that we have been cleared to publish photos from the press conference.

Here we see rookie reporter, Howie Hertum, taking one for the team. That's a lesson some tweezers and an ice pack will help ingrain in the young lad's mind.

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TurfToe offered a public apology today after receiving news of the DA's decision.

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"I am sincerely sorry that Howie is a dumbass. I wish him a full recovery of both his marbles and his pride. I look forward to another engaging dialog with the young lad."

The CFL has yet to take any action. Considering the lack of charges and TurfToe's attempt at showing remorse for his actions, nothing is expected from the league office anytime soon.

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