I think Donnie Lowe must started smoking crack this off season. He think he deserves a new contract. He is making 6 million, threw 17 interceptions, and has a losing record for his career. I think I'm going to give him the big F- you.

Also holding out is the wily vet Seymour Horgan. He is also coming off of a down year. But heading into his 13th season he will not see another penny.

_________________


Home of Marvin "Muddy Waters" Raffo

No surprise that [player]Joshua Mask[/player] is holding out. He's become too accustomed to those large signing bonuses that the Franchise Salary just won't pay for his vices anymore. He's just looking for a fat signing bonus. He won't see more than a 1 year contract, though, since he's in his 14th season. If he wasn't a fictional player without emotions, I'd tell him to grab some pine and watch [player]Issac Roper[/player] pass him on the all-time tackles list (which may happen anyway). But I'm a sucker and want to be loyal to a long-timer.

_________________

Deep South Division Champions
2006, 2009-10, 2019, 2023-24, 2027, 2031-32, 2034-35, 2040, 2044, 2046-47, 2051-53, 2055-56, 2058-62
Eastern Conference Champions
2009, 2031, 2055
CFL Champions
2031, 2055
Hall of Fame
Joshua Mask, Douglas Hartman, Carl Bradford, Leland Wellins, Wally Wooden (#80), Brantley Gilmore (#9), Mo Kirwan, Josh Stanton, Efrain Tate

[player]Harold Stoltzfus[/player] is holding out again. I wouldn't mind giving him a new contract, but he seems to resent me for franchising him for each of the last four years.

Too bad, Harold. Let me know when you want to report to camp.

_________________

Ring of Fire Division Champions - 2009, 2011-2026, 2028-33
Western Conference Champions - 2011-2013, 2016, 2017, 2019-2022, 2024, 2025, 2028, 2033
CFL Champions - 2011, 2013, 2016, 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2025

DE Buster Hall appears to be holding out. Hey old guy, meet the first overall pick, Shannon Hutchinson. I think I'll give the kid a bonus with the money you are waiting for asshole. See you in the regular season you old fucking pud.

Oh, wait a second, here you go Buster I go this for ya...bend over and say chesse...

[imgfec609a]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h145/ ... onkeys.gif[/imgfec609a]

_________________
ROF Division Champions: 2039 - 2043, 2045, 2047, 2054, 2056 - 2060, 2063, 2066-2067, 2070-2072
WFC Conference Champions: 2018, 2041, 2042, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062-2063
CFL Champions: 2018, 2041, 2057-2058, 2060, 2062

Any Holdouts in Tampa?

_________________

None for Tampa. Here's the list:

Hall, Buster Las Vegas Rounders DE
Sprayberry, Bryant Huntington Beach Capitalists OLB
Mask, Joshua Shreveport Pride ILB
Lee, Sherman Hartford Attack S
Horgan, Seymour Tulsa Talons S
Kissel, Walton Baltimore Bombers ILB
Stoltzfus, Harold Tucson Toros DT
Asher, Elvin Boise Stampede OLB
Sonkin, Tom El Paso Rockets WR
Lowe, Donnie Tulsa Talons QB
Barnes, Clarence Durham Bulldogs FB
Warren, Kendall Cleveland Flats OLB
Collins, Kim Cleveland Flats S
McCormick, Benjamin Long Beach Calibiri QB
Graziani, Joel Detroit Vampires OLB
Atkins, Mario Albany (NY) Crows RB
Rhodes, Cornell Atlantic City Phantoms OLB
Hamby, Morris Memphis Express WR

_________________

[quote3e9a7df="Taco"]None for Tampa. Here's the list:

Sprayberry, Bryant Huntington Beach Capitalists OLB[/quote3e9a7df]

Cocksucker.

_________________

[quote1f8636d="Taco"]None for Tampa. Here's the list:

Kissel, Walton Baltimore Bombers ILB
Barnes, Clarence Durham Bulldogs FB
[/quote1f8636d]

_________________

Fookin' Sonkin. The way he's underperformed the past few seasons he deserves every dollar he's not making...

_________________


El Paso Rockets
2016, 2037 Wild Card Team
2005, 2006, 2015 Cavalry Divison champs

[quote33236cb="wademoore"][quote33236cb="Taco"]None for Tampa. Here's the list:

Kissel, Walton Baltimore Bombers ILB
Barnes, Clarence Durham Bulldogs FB
[/quote33236cb] [/quote33236cb]

Barnes is asking for a 1-year contract with bonus + salary worth $20,000 more than his current franchise tag salary. Sure, I'll give him his 20k and make him happy. Now that his loyalty is 0 this may be the last season he spends in Durham.

_________________

[quotefff899e="Taco"][quotefff899e="wademoore"][quotefff899e="Taco"]None for Tampa. Here's the list:

Kissel, Walton Baltimore Bombers ILB
Barnes, Clarence Durham Bulldogs FB
[/quotefff899e] [/quotefff899e]

Barnes is asking for a 1-year contract with bonus + salary worth $20,000 more than his current franchise tag salary. Sure, I'll give him his 20k and make him happy. Now that his loyalty is 0 this may be the last season he spends in Durham.[/quotefff899e]

That's pretty silly.

_________________

Ok, so I re-signed [player]Joshua Mask[/player] for the same amount, but I broke the franchise salary money out into Bonus and Salary instead of straight salary and he took it. Odd feller. I guess that guarantee money means quite a bit to him.

_________________

Deep South Division Champions
2006, 2009-10, 2019, 2023-24, 2027, 2031-32, 2034-35, 2040, 2044, 2046-47, 2051-53, 2055-56, 2058-62
Eastern Conference Champions
2009, 2031, 2055
CFL Champions
2031, 2055
Hall of Fame
Joshua Mask, Douglas Hartman, Carl Bradford, Leland Wellins, Wally Wooden (#80), Brantley Gilmore (#9), Mo Kirwan, Josh Stanton, Efrain Tate

[quotebcdb972="Taco"]
Rhodes, Cornell Atlantic City Phantoms OLB
[/quotebcdb972]

What's that? Oh come on now. Holdouts? Don't talk about-- holdouts? You kidding me? Holdouts?

[quote2eaeb99="Taco"]
Graziani, Joel Detroit Vampires OLB
[/quote2eaeb99]

While Graziani pissed me off with his holdout, I still felt he deserved a big fat paycheck after the outstanding season he had last year.

Now Joel, don't make me regret this...

_________________
Former Detroit Vampire owner

Great Lakes division champions -2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2025
Eastern Conference champions - 2005, 2006, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023
CFL Champions - 2021, 2023

[quote4840c35="wademoore"][quote4840c35="Taco"]None for Tampa. Here's the list:

Kissel, Walton Baltimore Bombers ILB
Barnes, Clarence Durham Bulldogs FB
[/quote4840c35] [/quote4840c35]

Kissel is getting phased out anyway, he can't play pass coverage anymore.

_________________

Division winners in 2003, 2012, 2016, 2019
147-122-3 regular season record
3-5 playoff record